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Hanno Eigenbrod is Smarter Than the Average Bear
Timothy Rawles READ TIME: 15 MIN.
Sexy Hanno Eigenbrod not only has a beautiful body, but also a beautiful mind. His LinkedIn is full of qualifiers we can barely pronounce let alone understand.
His bio credentials read as follows: “Tech, Equanimity, Stillness, Wisdom Co-Founder of Thetaverse and Meditation Teacher in Tibetan Lineage.”
With language like that it’s almost a shame to objectify his body. But it’s also wrong not to appreciate his good looks which happen to be as dazzling as his intelligence.
We should mention that he was a police constable for London’s Metropolitan Police for eleven years. He is also fluent in German.
Maybe Hanno isn't trying to be a thirst trap. None of his pictures really punctuate that aesthetic. Still, we celebrate all men and we couldn’t pass Hanno up when we saw him and his big blue eyes.
Maybe it’s not always about the skin you show that makes for a thirst trap. Maybe it’s about your spirit and the physique comes second.
Hanno might be an example of that. His social media platforms are more LinkedIn than TikTok. It’s only when he goes to the beach that he understands the assignment. In fact, he proudly calls himself a “beach bear.”
Take a look at Hanna’s pages and you’ll see what we mean about his sex appeal. He may be smarter than the average bear, but he’s still as cute as one.
